I went out to dinner last night.  Ordered the mahi mahi – no problem so far.  Then it comes time for dessert.  My two companions ordered dessert, but I told the waiter no thanks.  When he delivers the desserts, he decides that I shouldn’t be left out and brings me a hot fudge sundae!  I know he was just trying to be kind, but I wanted to shout “Saboteur! Saboteur!” and run out of there!